We can't help but feel a little sorry for George Bush. Being president is hard work. Even regular five-week vacations can't alleviate all the stress.
To make things worse, summer no longer means carefree shooting parties with Vice President Dick Cheney. With rising temperatures in the West, torrential rains pounding the Northeast and Al Gore lecturing on climate change all over the world, the Bush administration has to find another scapegoat for something it can't explain: global warming.